McRib

For the BBQ sauce drenched boneless pork patty sandwich known only as the McRib.

McRib
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AIM IM with HAWK 12:36 PM

HAWK: dude, mcrib from subway
SMASHER: what?
HAWK: so good
HAWK: bbq rib sandwich
SMASHER: they have that
HAWK: yes. Its amazing
SMASHER: that sounds kind of gross man
HAWK: you just have to spit out the teeth and hooves
HAWK: but its so good
SMASHER: i have never seen that at subway
HAWK: i got it IN the subway, off the tracks
SMASHER: hahaha
SMASHER: oh at a Mc-Kenna, did you start eating it in the subway
SMASHER: mixed in with hobo armpit smell and dirty street urchin piss
SMASHER: i need to get lunch, i'm fucking hungry

-- ONE HOUR LATER --

AIM IM with HAWK 1:23 PM

HAWK: "Me: dude flase alarm that sandwich is disgusting way too much tooth and little sinewey balls of fat i feel so gross and its in my teeth.”
HAWK: "PLEEPLIUS*: the subway mcrib? Me: so gross abort i might go pull the trigger PLEEPLIUS*: oh man.”
HAWK: dude i am sweating this thing out. it is so bad
HAWK: i just shat out some of that nasty ass sandwich and it was not pleasant, however
SMASHER: that is disgusting
SMASHER: can you listen to fantasy metal at work
HAWK: i will put it on surround sound
SMASHER: dude, it's so awesome. check out the video
HAWK: on btw?
SMASHER: yeah
HAWK: ok
SMASHER: the fucking keyboard guy is even flipping around with his gay hair
SMASHER: I can't believe you actually like the mcrib
HAWK: which
SMASHER: I don't even know if I would get that shit if I was stoned out of my mind.
HAWK: mcribs are awesome
SMASHER: jesus
HAWK: but this one from subway is a total disaster
SMASHER: I had cosi
SMASHER: i feel like a fairy
HAWK: homo
SMASHER: I know right. you walk in, there are just housewives and starbucks sniffing dicksuckers, with their trendy glasses
SMASHER: No McDonalds in the region sells the McRib though
HAWK: gotta go to utah
SMASHER: UTAH GIMME TWO!!!
HAWK: what in the hell is that guy throwing up?
HAWK: is that real?
SMASHER: probably a McRib
HAWK: jesus
HAWK: you know that after you watch that puke thing there is a thumbnail for a clip of the "smallest penis contest on howard stern," right?
SMASHER: what
SMASHER: no
HAWK: indeed
SMASHER: oh fuck that is gross
SMASHER: it fucking shows it too
HAWK: yeah
SMASHER: jesus christ
HAWK: i didnt click it
SMASHER: that poor sack of shit
HAWK: but you can see
HAWK: yeah what a fag
SMASHER: i have fucked chicks with bigger vaginas than that
HAWK: hahaha BARNDOORPUSSYGIRL*
SMASHER: i may have to take that down it's so disturbing
SMASHER: HAHAH
SMASHER: dude whatever she's nice
HAWK: is it bad that for the last hour at least of work every day i just sit in front of my computer laughing?
HAWK: and there are inverted penises on the screen.....
SMASHER: THIS IS AMERICA