Wednesday, April 22, 2009

A Dramatic Reading of Baum

Before you Begin Reading. Please Press Play on the .mp3 file player.



#1
Dear Loser, [BAUM]~~~~!!!!!

Guess what bastert. No one likes you because you are a wine-sipping communist dick suck. I hate you and guess what, my mother hates you too, and my lil bro who only 7YRS OLD hates you and don't even know what you do and is always blocking your chair. haha! I hate you I've always hated you, spreading to everyone that you are a tree-loving bisexual with an overpriced designer jacket that has a collar popping the deflected love sauce back into your face making your hair sticky and straight. Your so jealouse you automatically think I like them well guess maybe I do maybe I don't got a problem with that? I hate you I don't care what your stupid friends say. Go touch your hands for stupid reasons. I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDD i'd rather be friends with a spider or a rat den ur soooo ugly and fat!!!!!! You're such n ass wipe n bastert!!!!! I HATE YOOOOOOU

Well bi you piece of shit I have more things to do right now than remember YOU

Real Dramatic Reading of A Real Break Up Letter

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Baum is Terrible

Baum,
You are so heinous it defies description. Seriously, with your stupid euro jackets and ridiculous scarf and/or neckerchief scene. Fuck. Babies cry when they look at you. Farm animals die of pestilence when you speak in their vicinity. Heinous.
Seriously? WHAT IS THAT THING? ARE YOU HANGING YOURSELF?

I hope that the Easter bunny shits in your mouth.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Young Tweezy


Heads up Untz-junkies. Here are two new songs from Tom Weir. Also, since a bunch of you have been bugging me I'll upload a playlist soon.

Thunderstruck (Tom Weir's Club Thunder Edit) - ACDC

Windy City Television (Tom Weir's Latenight Disco Mix)

Thursday, April 2, 2009