A Dramatic Reading of Baum

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Dear Loser, [BAUM]~~~~!!!!!

Guess what bastert. No one likes you because you are a wine-sipping communist dick suck. I hate you and guess what, my mother hates you too, and my lil bro who only 7YRS OLD hates you and don't even know what you do and is always blocking your chair. haha! I hate you I've always hated you, spreading to everyone that you are a tree-loving bisexual with an overpriced designer jacket that has a collar popping the deflected love sauce back into your face making your hair sticky and straight. Your so jealouse you automatically think I like them well guess maybe I do maybe I don't got a problem with that? I hate you I don't care what your stupid friends say. Go touch your hands for stupid reasons. I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDD i'd rather be friends with a spider or a rat den ur soooo ugly and fat!!!!!! You're such n ass wipe n bastert!!!!! I HATE YOOOOOOU

Well bi you piece of shit I have more things to do right now than remember YOU

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